Dustin Beattie taking a cheap ride to heaven 

Local failure Dustin Beattie has made headlines recently for his erratic, destructive behavior. Reports from close friends and family members of Beattie state that he has been staying up for days on end, high on cocaine and displaying wild, unhinged behavior.

Beattie, who never gained fame due to his lack of self respect, point-blank stares and outspoken views. Was never a respected member of any industry. But is now a stark contrast to his already unprofessional and unbuttoned former self.

"It's like he's completely lost his mind," says one close friend. "He's begun saying and doing things he never would have before. It's almost like he's not even there anymore."

Though Beattie's family and friends are attempting to contact him and put him on the right path, they fear that it may already be too late. A full breakdown of Beattie's current condition, as well as potential treatments, are still being evaluated. 

No further updates are available at this time